Intrebare: Cum se pune inapoi dopul la o sticla de sampanie destupata?
Raspuns: Nu stiu, intrebati-l pe Mircea Geoana.
Current Mood:
Happy
Intrebare: Cum se pune inapoi dopul la o sticla de sampanie destupata?
Raspuns: Nu stiu, intrebati-l pe Mircea Geoana.
Current Mood:
Happy
intr-o pauza de cafea, la miez de noapte … la multi ani
La Multi Ani!
M-ai facut sa rad de dimineata cu bancul asta. Multumesc.
Si, desigur, la multi ani!
La Multi Ani! intarziat
cat despre banc… foarte haios
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Pe asta am mai auzit-o. Dar e tare ~!
Iti spun eu una mai tare, postata pe blog-ul meu de catre un amic:
Statul roman va elimina impozitul pe venit in 2 etape… in prima etapa se va elimina venitul.
oarecum off-topic:
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. All three were dead on arrival at the emergency room. But, just as they put a toe tag on the American, he opened his eyes. The astonished doctor asked what happened. “Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then a beautiful light, and suddenly the three of us stood at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter said that, since we were all so young, for $50 we could return to Earth. I pulled out my wallet, gave him a fifty and the next thing I knew I was here.” “Amazing!” said one doctor. “But what happened to the other two?” The American replied, “Last I saw them, the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his!”
Reactia colegului nascut si crescut in Canada: true!